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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago

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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

#calne ca #hatsune miku #VOCALOID #cw: body horror #<- And I Fucking Mean That We Are Not Fucking Around Today #well we are. as in I drew this as a fuckaround treat for myself #but the body horror tag is the most warranted its ever been on this blog #ask to tag #I am as ever on my journey to make calne ca Worse. her OG version is too cool. even the crab ver is too cool #I need her to be worse to look at. I am also getting myself into to mood to test my hand at boarding a pmv for my friend's cover #I think my thought for this was ''I should try and give her a more insectoid bodyplan''#which in this mostly means gently three-part body and six limbs (my favourite amount of limbs to draw rn)#actually almost gave her eight but didnt like how that silhouette came out so I mermaided her uh. abdomen I guess #though maybe next time I do this I should push that idea more. the head and torso are still very distinct for one unified part #I feel like one of my old attempts was onto something with like. a more horizontal body plan... well! live and learn etc #happy late mid autumn I guess. I should play with touys about it... I miss model kits. mayhaps...

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canonkiller · 9 months ago

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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

#please please please never give up on your original stories #because - and this is crucial - i. specifically me. want to see them #so know when it feels like nobody cares about them: i am there. and i am caring #felix saidtheblackhorse you are always on the mind i love yo. get worse #not art

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captainjonnitkessler · 11 months ago

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You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

#there is not a third option. it is either trump OR biden #and one of those will be much MUCH worse for palestine #i'm really really sorry that these are the options. i wish they weren't.#but WHAT third option are you trying to take here? what on earth is your proposed outcome #that will actually make things better for palestine?#because letting trump win the election is NOT going to help them #i'm sorry but you need to set aside your feelings and take the option that will lead to less harm to palestine in the long run #you talk such a big game about how people need to be willing to make sacrifices to help palestine #but you yourself aren't even willing to hold your nose and vote to stop things from getting worse?#or did you think 'sacrifice' only meant not getting mcdonalds for a few months?#us politics

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jobycewl · 3 months ago

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I believe in the “Everyone is jealous of Shang Qinghua” agenda

#my art #procreate #svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #cumplane #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #qi qingqi #mu qingfang #comic #shang qinghua hoping the others would take pity on him for being bullied more by qingqiu #except why does it feel like everyone all of sudden wants to give him more work?!?#at this rate he’s gonna go into a year long seclusion and come back with coffee #which ofc shen qingqiu is gonna then get even WORSE about ‘bullying’ Qinghua for this drink #its a vicious cycle #blackening of shang qinghua

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thisisdes · 4 months ago

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*after Odysseus and Athena are reunited*

Athena: oh, one last thing. I promised Ares that you will kill every visitor in your castle

Odysseus: oook? Why though?

Athena: they punched your son and called your wife a tramp while trying to marry her

Odysseus:

Athena:

Odysseus: *deep voice* bring it

#i know later it gets worse with telemachus #but im working with the information officialy released #and yes athena is safe and sound #the end of god games? dont know what your talking about #epic the musical #epic the wisdom saga #epic odysseus #epic athena #epic telemachus #epic penelope

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s-ccaam-era-crepe · 1 year ago

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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

#camera talks #disability stuff #this is for my chronic migraine girlies (gn) <3 #i think we should all get 1 million million dollars everyday actually #this is the worst fucking night of my life (everytime i have migraines) (specifically rn tho)#chronic pain #chronic migraine #migraines #chronically ill #disabled #disclaimer because idk I’ve got a lot of notes on this #I have diagnosed chronic migraines. I used to have them 5-6 times a week #now with medication on a good week I’ll only be affected 2-3 days #on bad weeks it’s much worse #anyways don’t doubt my condition I know what I’m talking about thx

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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Michael Afton wishes he had FNAF Movie Mike's life,,

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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boysborntodie · 5 months ago

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TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing

#what the fuck was that #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy #tua s4 #the umbrella academy season 4 #tua #this isn’t even about… that (you all know what i mean)#the writing was terrible and rushed so many plots were dropped and do much makes no sense #s1 and s4 are so disconnected #i was already disappointed in umbrella academy in s3 as it was getting further from the things that drew me in in s1 #but i reasones that just because ir’s not telling the story i wanted to see didn’t make it automatically bad and i should try to watch it #with an open mind #but no it just got worse and i’m so fucking pissed

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terracottakore · 1 year ago

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i am fascinated but also deeply concerned for etho's desk setup

#i feel like the more information we find out about his setup the worse it gets #ethoslab #terracottaart #kore's etho setup observations

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gongyussy · 1 month ago

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#i love how every game now he seems to find one Unexpected Guy to focus on and get into spicy situations with... cougar in geriatric heat #also i laughed at 'he's not mad he's just disappointed'#also. man who needs to expand his vocabulary of swear words #pardon the quality i feel like the streams i can find these days are worse and worse #(me sighing about the quality of something i am shamelessly p*rating........)#sidney crosby #rasmus andersson #evgeni malkin #michael bunting #pittsburgh penguins #calgary flames #hockey #long post #as always #gay #ao3 #nhl

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opikiquu · 9 months ago

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iknow my comics are ugly please just hear me out

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lucabyte · 3 months ago

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monologue

#they said i couldnt have a worse speech bubbles to image ratio and i said 'bet?'#isat spoilers #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #two hats spoilers #isat #lucabyteart #sifloop #not rlly but it gets the tag in case ppl r backscrolling my tags on my blog for some reason #anyway this dialogue has been kicking around in my files for about 2 months as it is known to do & i wanted to play with typesetting #'write a fic if you like words so much' absolutely not . what if it was pictures instead. and also i wanted an excuse 2 loop gradient #but yeah uhhhh this is very . very loosely the result of me thinking about the 'island is trapped in the fucking future' theory.#like if so. would it just like. reappear. when the rest of the world catches up w where it was stuck in time. like . 20 more years on.#and thus the q: god wait at what point would sif be older than the age they last knew their parents to be. theyre nearly 30 now so like.#you can see my logical path thru these thoughts yes? anyway i think its fun when these two put their braincells together to realise #the horrors. and kind of exclusively the horrors. wahoo!!!#anyway food for thought re: island reappears and to the islanders it's not been any time at all. but its been like 30 years for the rest #fuck do you do: your boy returns 30 years older plus a family (maybe even a child) and minus . a fucking eye.#also theres a fucking angel with them? update. thats also your boy what the fuck. wait fym theyre married. hold on. wait--

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roseworth · 14 days ago

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best part about comic tumblr is that it is the only fandom i’ve been a part of where no one says “i just love the fandom so much we’ve created such a safe space here 🥺” like i have never seen even one post about how much someone loves the dc fandom. this is not a happy family this is a cold war and im just glad we all know that

#i don’t think we’re worse than any other fandom but i think we’re the only ones that acknowledge it #as soon as i peek outside my circle of mutuals and mutual in laws i get subjected to the worst opinions i’ve ever seen #and every other fandom is the same way but some people just love the idea of the community #but that ‘community’ is literally just mutuals #and there’s nothing wrong with that! but i’m tired of seeing ppl act like Their fandom is this beautiful safe space with no issues #there is no community or safe space on dcblr 🫶 half of my mutuals have the other half blocked #anyways this is such a non issue that doesn’t matter literally at all but i’ve just been thinking about it

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bbbbbbbbatman · 10 months ago

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Bruce, ending a JL meeting: Superman and I will discuss this further

Hal, teasing: lol, are you two going to fuck

Bruce, deadpan: yeah we are, what about it

#hal thought batman couldn't get any worse #then he started dating superman #bruce realized early on that the best way to handle teasing #was to lean into it #can't tease someone about something they're not embarrassed by #batman #bruce wayne #green lantern #hal jordan #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

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